Top 10 Bumper stickers I might consider...

10.) Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!
9.) Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?
8.) Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
7.) Dyslexics of the world, untie!
6.) Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
5.) Got Brains?
4.) Hang up and drive!
3.) Honk if you love Rush.
2.) BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up! (Only certain people will get this one)
#1: Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Honorable Mention:
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- I don't do mornings.
- I hate bumper stickers!
- It takes a Viking to raze a village.

Stupid Bumper Sticker

"You can't be Pro-life when you're Pro War"

So I'm driving home yesterday, and every once in awhile something catches my eye attached to someones car, or as in this case, the bumper of the car in front of me. I thought to myself, "okay, a pansy liberal." Then I thought, "Hum, I wonder how hard it is as the President of the United States to declare War on another country."

Don't get me wrong here, I'm not Pro Bush individual, I just think that this is a very stupid statement. Can you imagine how difficult of a decision it would be to go to war with another nation. You have the lives of two nations in your hands and affect an entire generation by your actions. No matter what the outcome, you will be blamed for the deaths that will occur. This sticker might as well say, "Hi, I'm anti death, but pro abortion." Dumb ass. Next time you have the whim to put a bumper sticker on your car, think about what you're really saying. Don't be stupid.

Turn Signals are not Optional Equipment

Why is it that people just don't use their turn signals? They are in working order when you buy the car. They are even tested at the Emmissions centers. What's wrong with people?!?! They are not optional equipment People!!

Do everyone else on the road a favor, Turn off your phone, look where you're going and act like you really do know how to drive a car. After all, It won't be much longer till we're all in horse drawn carraiges again.

Just in case you all care, see how dumb you are at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12594142/

Kriker got an 80%